2nd birthday!

Yes, that's right. 4 days ago the band celebrated their 2nd birthday!

I say celebrated. We forgot about it until the next day. Rather appropriately, though, Rosie and I actually ended up coming up with some songs, and not just because we realised we'd not really done anything in 730 days - as Rosie had just got a new guitar, she was actually coming round to JAM before we realised that we're 2 years old.

If you see us in the streets, ask us to sing for you "Baby Seat." It's a blinder.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

This is the ONLY appropriate News post I have ever made, and may ever make (except, perhaps, for our 2nd birthday and so forth) so I'd better make the most of it.

Yes, that's right, one year ago today, the 19th January 2005, the Fetz was formed during a music lesson.
Originally named Trashy Pap, we have gone on to do aaabsolutely nothing for this last year. But still, it's a landmark. Maybe we might get moving now..
And if we never write another song again, we've always got Phagocyte Party


Going to a phagocyte party
It's gonna be a ball
We're gonna bake
A microbe cake
And then engulf it all

And if you think the lyrics are impressive, you should hear the tune.. MINDBLOWING.

Peace out, people.

The Importance Of Being Idle

Are we the most idle band on the planet? Vote now!
Anyway, we may not have progressed in terms of music, but our site has had an ever-so-slight update, so I thought I'd be informative :-)

Band Names

Rosie finally uncovered the looong list of band names we considered/joked about before we decided on The Fetz.
These can be seen on the Random Trivia Page on the website.

Uber cool new site

Rosie made the site extra-ultra-mega-cool.
She changed the background, the layout, the colour, the banner, the.. well, eveything really.
But we're still the same old brilly band, don't you worry about that.
Go Rosie!

Merchandise

Rosie is the bringer of all great things.
Over the past week or so, she has come into possession of not only a badge maker, but also a Dymo label writer.
On paper (or computer screen) that sounds less than impressive, but when I expand on the brilliance of this, you will begin to understand.

The simple equation:
Badges + really cool engraved (sort of) bracelets and stickers = Amazing Fetz Merch :-D
It's all becoming clear now, itn't it?

So, very soon I'm sure we will be selling these fantabulous goods. Probably less than legally, but we'll work our way round that one.

Does this count as news??

I made the site more blue...
It was very pink, and so I thought I'd break it up a little.
This is one exciting site.

A NEWS page, of all things.

You can't get too much more professional than a news page.
When we have news to report, I'll get back to you.